Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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