Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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