Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
ugly people sure do ruin things
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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