just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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