Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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