i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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