When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
My ass is underappreciated
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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