That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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