well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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