i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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