It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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