Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
My feet surprised me
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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