We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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