quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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