We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
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