Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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