i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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