New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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