We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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