one might say we're banned from that church
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I enjoy the company of your penis
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