her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I wish i was in the wii world.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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