found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I need a burrito and a hug.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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