Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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