About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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