I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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