in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
We have so much sex to catch up on
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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