I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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