Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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