This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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