Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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