Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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