two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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