She's JV to your varsity
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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