im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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