nut hugger
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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