one two three fourrrrnication!
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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