I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
