so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
