The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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