Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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