In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
You are a genius and a whore.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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