dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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