Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize