we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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