is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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