So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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