I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
we're making bets on your personal life
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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