I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Acid is not a monday night drug
Ketchup is God's man juice
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I'm too high and old for this...
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