This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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