every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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