question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
she peed on how many people?
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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