Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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